Hahahaha! Baby dick! Hewwo there baby waby... See what I did? On account of that tiny todger that you got hanging - no scratch that, that's nestled - between your thighs! Looking like a sad shrivelled mushroom that is so pathetic and disgusting that even you wouldn't jerk off on purpose!I bet when you grew up your cock forgot! Didn't get the memo! Just like right now if I stroke my clitty your cock would look like a little plum growing fat at the site of me... Awww... how pathetic!Pull it out for me, see if you measure up to real men... Or you just have a baby dick and I have to baby talk to get you off! After all normal sex talk won't work with something that size!
