Well I never!Such a sad sight on such a strapping lad!That wee little mess floating around between your thighs is what.That's not even considered a penis my dear. Pweenis if you're lucky!Which is why I'm amazed that you're even trying to tug away furiously at that thing as though you ever successfully came like a real man. Stop it! EuuurghThat's not a cock!That's an itty bitty little clittyWhich is why I'm brushing this wig here...I think it's about time we finalised what you really are.Just a chick with an unfortunate clit.And today I'm going to dress you up!
