What are you standing there? I've no other use for you today, so I'll use you as my office chair! Get down on your knees and put your head back - I'll sit down on your face while I work on the computer - and I've a lot of work to do today! But don't worry, I'll give you a few seconds to breathe every now and then :-D And don't dare to start whining ... I've to concentrate and I don't want to be interrupted by you. And you should be thankful ... getting to see my ass all day long ... that's worth more than breathing to you!