You know why I've called you into my office, right? I've gotten SEVERAL complaints from your female coworkers. You can't stop staring at their cleavage, or their high heeled feet. We see your little hard ons. Well you can't expect this behavior to go on can you? No, don't worry, I'm not going to fire you. I can see how nervous you are. Let's just relax together and take 3 deep breaths together. Nothing bad is going to happen. Now just relax and we are going to talk about changing your behavior.