Oh wow! I need to poop! I rush to my bathroom but the door is shut! Oh shit! I try the handle but it's locked or stuck! The door won't open! I can't get the bathroom door opened and I need to shit like crazy! Oh my god! I have to poop now! Why won't this door open! No! Please! I'm going to have an accident right here if I can't get this stupid door opened! I don't know what's wrong with this door! I just moved into this new apartment and I can't figure it out! Oh no! I can't hold it back! I've got to shit! I've got to shit now!Nooo! Gross! My shit just exploded out of my asshole! My shithole just opened up and all this poop came flying out and splattered all over the floor! Gross! There's shit everywhere! It's all over my ass and legs and all over the floor and my door! What do I do!? I just had an accident and I can't get my bathroom door opened! Oh it's so embarrassing and so gross! What do I do!?