When I walk up to the couch, I see this little guy sitting there - extending his hand to me. But if you give offer me your hand - I'm not only taking your hand - I'm not only taking your arm - I'm going to take your whole body! I put him on the ground and immediately start to trample him under my converse sneakers. His tiny body cracks under my full weight and I want to test out how much he can handle. Oops, did I break off your arm? Oh, and your other arm as well ... well, I guess that‘s what's happening when a woman 10 times your size tramples you! And there go his legs as well ... might as well finish him now by ripping his head off and crushing his chest!