My husband was away on business so I thought I'd let my underarm hair grow. I mean, he was going to be away for a long time, so why not? That was fine until he came home early. What are the chances? So apparently, even when he's away, I have to keep my underarms completely hairless! Can you believe it? He's so selfish, isn't he? Anyway, he's not at all happy with all this growth. Look how long it is. So, he made me come into the bathroom and shave it all off. You'll never guess what he did before that. He held me down on the bed and he tickled me, both sides, until I cried. It was awful! What's more, after I've shaved, he'll tie me to the bed, check my armpits and make sure everything's gone... and then tickle my armpits to make sure they're completely smooth. Can you believe that? I'd better go a third time, just to be safe. What do you think? Did I get all of it? Did I do a good job?
