I have to shit, maybe its nerves for my team or who knows, but I got to shit, its dry hard and hard to get out. While I am pushing straining releasing chicken nugget size dry blobs, my friend keeps bugging me! Hurry up, game is about to start! Like seriously fuck off, Im shitting and my life revolves around this game do you really think this is where I wanted to be anyways! FUCK! I hurry I push I strain sigh moan grunt its a struggle but I get a good enough release to hold me over to half time if need be