Here are some quotes from Tulip:I am going to prove to the world that I am not a shy shitter. And that my glorious girl-ass is made for shit. I am going to show you what my shit-factory can do. I am exposing my beautiful, beastly, bare bum to push out shit. Just like I do every single day. Multiple times a day. Because my bum is made for caca.You are not only going to admire my bare bum, you are going to admire my shit. Stinky, smelly shit. It does not smell like roses at all. Is it ironic that my name is Tulip? I am going to give you the honour of my poo poo.It is going to be fragrant when it comes out and it is going to be even more fragrant once you bite into it. Like it always is. We both know by now that when you bite into it, that is where all the fragrance comes from.Beautiful, beastly, bare bum. It is made for caca. Made for doo doo. Made for caca doo doo.You see it crowning, do you? When you see it come, you are going to open your mouth, so you could take it in. Only then, when you eat it, will you have the full awareness of how much of a shit-factory my girl-ass truly is. Every single bite that you take out of my caca, it will become more apparent how stinky my ass is.Before that happens, you need to breathe in the stink.You love that I can control you with my creator of shit. You are just in awe that I am able to control you with my shit-factory. A shit-factory that does not smell like tulips. You are in awe that I am able to control you with my shit-factory that fucking stinks.You are going to watch this pretty, pink poop-pipe change from pink to brown. It has been brewing for an hour, now. I have been holding it in, just for you. I am going to nourish you, once you eat it.Is that a big piece for you to chew? It is fragrant, now that you are biting into it.
