Last night I ate way too much hummus and ended up farting all night long. My asshole was so gassy I kept waking up due to gas pain and other nasty stuff happening. I finally fell asleep and thought maybe my gassy ass wouldn't be filled with farts anymore but when I woke up I started farting again. Since you told me you liked my smelly farts so much I decided to let you crawl beside my bed and sniff my smelly morning farts! I didn't even shower or anything because I knew how much it turns you on to bury your nose deep into my musky ass crack.
