You know why you're here? I told you I don't like it, when you spend so much time on your laptop and phone ... you've more important things to do - you need time to serve me - and all the other time, you'll spend working to earn more money for me! So, today, I'll get rid of your distractions once and for all - I put your laptop and phone in front of my car - then get back into the car, start the motor and drive towards your beloved tech. The heavy weight of the car will make quick work of your laptop and phone, mercilessly crushing and grinding it into the hard asphalt. Just driving over once already dismantled most of your laptop and a few turns of the steering wheel while standing on it, will surely destroy anything that was still working. And obviously, your phone will face the same fate! So, now you don't have any distractions anymore and therefore also no excuses anymore - so get back to work and serve your mistress!
