The perfect complement to a cigar is a whole can of whipped cream. If I ruin this fur coat, who cares, because I have a few more seal fur coats just like this! I eat the whipped cream directly from the can. The whipped cream coats my throat so that I can physically take more of this evil cigar and make more mesmerizing smoke.I accidentally ash the cigar on my seal fur coat. Who cares?My smoke is overtaking you and everyone else. I am truly better than God. I do it so much better. Everything should exist for my pleasure.You know what my spit looks like after smoking this rich cigar and swallowing that whipped cream? It looks like your cum!Nature is sucking at her job. I could do a better job if I controlled everything... and I am well on my way to controlling everything and everyone, which is rightfully mine to begin with.All this smoking and fur is making me a LITTLE aroused... but I know that you are VERY aroused.You need to count out the money that you have brought me and lay it out in 100 piles of 100 dollar bills... If you brought anything smaller than 100 dollar bills, you will go back to the bank and change it.I know you don't want to leave my presence though... but the smoke has taken over your little pathetic mind and will go with you wherever you go.Whipped cream, domination, mesmerizing, mindfucks, smoking, blowing smoke in your face, and totally controlling your little mind... some of my favorite things! By the time you come to your senses from all this, you are going to be utterly ruined... and that makes me so pleased!I tell you what else you need to do to Please me. Because I now control your mind, I can read even your deepest darkest secrets. I know that you cheated on your wife with the fat secretary like a loser. Proof that you have no sense and that you don't deserve to have a mind of your own!Want to know what else I think and tell you? Buy this clip. I am on an epic evil rant and smoke.