I can't stand these ugly garden gnomes - so I'm going to crush these two under my hiking shoes with climbing crampons. I'm gentle at first, stroke the gnomes' heads and gently touch them with my shoes - then I kick them over. The sharp spikes of the crampons are just perfect to first crush little details - like the eyes or crouch of these ugly gnomes! Then it's time to get to serious business - as I crush them more and more viciously until there's only a pile of splinters left of them. In the end I push some grass and mud over them and stomp/jump on them a few more times until they're properly "buried" ;-)
