I go for a ride on my bike, you get a front and then a back view after a few minutes I feel my ass ready to explode, Oh no I don't think I can make it home, I pull between 2 houses and desperately pee in my spandex blue pants. Shit I need to get home I keep pedaling and hoping I will make it , as I pull into the garage I explode right in my pants and on my bike seat, I fill my pants and I can't believe what has just happened I grind my ass into the seat and go back outside for a short spin with my shitty pants on, you get a great view of the huge amount of poop in my pants seeping through. I look at the mess on the seat and in my pants! The next time I go for a bike ride I will go to the restroom first, how embarrassing !
