As you well know, we like to keep track of what our employees are doing, and before I tell you what I found in your browsing history, perhaps you'd like to share, to open up and be honest. No? Fine. So be it. Well... I had a nice long look at your browsing history. Somebody has a thing for women with big, round bottoms! It's obvious you're not doing your work! So, how are we going to deal with you? Your punishment, I'm afraid, is going to have to be quite severe. Seeing as how you like bottoms so much, you are going to worship mine! I want you to unzip those trousers. Go on. Do it! Unzip them and get your cock out. Oh, my... what is that? That cannot be... Your penis is really small! I shouldn't laugh and pass judgment, but you've got a tiny willie, haven't you? Wow, that is so small! You're never going to satisfy a woman -- not with that! I've seen bigger cocktail sausages!
